This could take some time. More to come...

quotable of the day.

NiNa-V wrote: always aching for an accountant =D

NiNa-V wrote: Fido is cute in his lil viking hat and boots. i dont mind him at the beach in it either. =D

Fido luvs Nina :)

Jill wrote: The story of....Fido and the Three Student Nurses. Once upon a time there were three student nurses. For some inexplicable reason they decided to rent small homes made of questionable materials. The first nurse lived in one made of straw. The second one lived in one made of wood. The third lived in one made of bricks. Not far from them lived the sophisticated playboy Fido. Fido relished in seducing young student nurses. Armed with a bottle of wine, flowers, and reeking of axe body spray, Fido went to the first house. "I'm going to huff, puff, and stealllllllll your virginity.", he said. Luckily for Fido, she was having trouble opening a jar of pickles, so she let him in, he seduced her, and then he took off leaving a note saying, "thanks for the sex and for jerkin my gerken." She was very distraught and moved in with the second nurse. Fido showed up with a 12 pack of dos fidos beer, 3 steaks, and still reeking of axe body spray. "I'm going to huff, puff, and have a threesome with you and post it on you tube.", he said. Luckily for him the gullible nurses were having internet connection issues and they let him in. He seduced them, then left after putting a note on the pillow saying, "never had my hard drive rammed like that before. let's play find the mouse again someday" The two emotional basket cases then moved in with the third nurse. Fido showed up with a 24 pack of bud lime, a mix cd of neil diamond songs, and really really reeking of axe body spray. "I'm going to huff, puff, and we're gonna have one helluva orgy.", he said. The third nurse opened the door and invited him right in. The three nurses were wearing hot lavender lingerie and stiletto heels. They took him to the bedroom and stripped the horny little devil. Two of them massaged his back as he sat on the third nurse. Things got mighty hot and heavy mighty quick and just as Fido's fire hose was about to gush, the third nurse sat up and said, "Irene Ryan of the Beverly Hillbillies topless and in a g string." Fido stopped dead in his tracks. Then he let out a small "eeep" in a tiny voice, grabbed his clothes, hunched over, and sprinted out the door. The other two nurses looked at the third nurse. "He just suffered a case of penis squirtus interruptus. He was already to go and then suffered a disturbing mental image. In a way it kinda froze the inside of his penis. The blood isn't sure where to rush.", she explained. "So like he has jello in the fridge down there?", one of them said. The third nurse nodded. So the nurses then decided to have a threesome anyway while Fido laid on the floor in the fetal position at the emergency room and kept saying over and over "WTF??? To hell with am I allergic to anything!!! Just someone get my mojo and my plumbing back!!! Helllllp!!!"

THE END

Jill wrote: Fido was busy helping the Octo-Mom with deductions on her taxes when...they...walked in. The guys at the bar called them Kitten and Lisa. The girls at the laundromat called them Kitten with a Whip and Lethal Lisa. Fido calmly deleted the asian porn he was viewing on his computer and told Octo-Mom to try H & R Block down the street. Before Fido could offer them some stale maxwell house and a half eaten lil debbie honey bun, they pulled off his glasses and ripped his shirt open. the buttons richoceted all over the place like someone tipped over a jar of mexican jumping beans. Fido fumbled for a few "ladies i-i-i-i am just a humble accountant, and i", then he just said the hell with it as he suddenly realized his pump was being primed like nobody's business. they threw his ass to the floor and made him into the sweet creamy icing to their chocolatey outsides in a rigorous round of oreo sex. After 8 hours of non-stop, mind blowing...well something was blown, anyway...non-stop, mind blowing, chandelier shaking, pulse racing, heart stopping, butt bouncing, carnivorous, climactic, thrilling threesome sex, they were all laying on the floor breathlessly smiling at one another. Fido cleared his throat and calmly asked, "Not that I'm not 100% grateful, but why me?" Kitten replied, "I've always wanted to meet you, Mr. Stein." "Stein? Wait, you think I'm Ben Stein???", asked a befuddled Fido. Kitten rubbed the six hairs on his man boobs. "C'mon. Don't be shy. Say red eyes, dry eyes for me", she purred. For the next ten minutes Fido kept saying red eyes, dry eyes as Lisa phoned Jill and said, "You're right. It worked. I new we'd get him laid somehow."

Shakira...




This is so I can be like Lisa...

Favorite quote so far...

Lisa wrote: I'm glad you like >here they give me more freedom to be ME a perverted dirtythinking girl:)who loves the feel of a big cock in her little hands and braggs about how good cum tastes:)

Jurgita Valts